Decency Be Damned: a seven-day roving writing workshop across Yorkshire, England, hosted by Writers’ Expeditions and Exploring York – from June 2nd to 8th, 2025.

We are sold out for 2025’s Decency Be Damned expedition, but if you’d like to be put on a waiting list for either a possible cancellation or to be notified about our next creative writing adventure across Scotland and Yorkshire in September of 2025, just email us at writers-expeditions@mail.com and CC kirstenkoza@gmail.com.

Writers of any genre of fiction and nonfiction: You are invited to leave your safety nets at home and join us for a rollicking week of writing across Yorkshire, where you’ll be encouraged—and enabled!—to go beyond the bounds of decency. You’ll acquire techniques and exercises used by actors on the stage and apply them to the page. With your pen or keyboard, you’ll improvise, method act, and perform dangerous feats. Inspiration will be gleaned from the activities we’ve planned and places we’ll stay. We’ll brave a ghost walk in Europe’s most haunted city, devour an orgasm of chocolates, and we’ll hunker down and write with an internationally bestselling crime novelist in the very hotel where Agatha Christie hid during the national manhunt for her. We’ll plot mayhem at the Guy Fawkes Inn, will spend a night in Lewis Carroll’s house, and we’ll feast on the exploits of the Vikings and Romans—of course, all the while, delighting in English countryside, seaside villages, and stately homes.

Writer’s block be damned! Decency be damned! This workshop is a daring adventure of storytelling and writing!

**Scroll down for itinerary, details, and prices for Decency Be Damned. This is a small group workshop which accommodates just 12 participants.**

Scroll down for itinerary, prices, and hosts’ bios. If you contact us, please know that we respond quickly by email: writers-expeditions@mail.com, and please CC kirstenkoza@gmail.com, if you don’t hear back, either we didn’t receive your email, or our reply is possibly in your spam bin. We can also be messaged from our Writers’ Expeditions Facebook page, which seems to work without fail.  

TOUR ITINERARY 

Monday, June 2nd, 2025

Afternoon: check in at our hotel (owned by Hilton) at Monk Bar, which is a 14th century gate (not a bar) and is also the largest and most ornate entrance to the walled city.

Afternoon & Evening: meet & greet at our warm-up writing workshop, in the hotel bar (an actual bar and one with an extensive gin menu), before we head to dine at the Guy Fawkes Inn (which also has fabulous vegan, veg, and gluten-free options). This medieval inn is the birthplace of the infamous plotter, Guido Fawkes.

9:00 pm – Ghost Tour: York is home to some of the world’s more notorious ghosts. It was named the most haunted city in Europe, and tonight our guide promises to give us the creeps as he reveals York’s spooky secrets around each dark corner of the cobbled streets.

(Dinner, Ghost Tour, Overnight in York)

(Several of 2024’s participants ordered the vegan, bourguignon, pomp of pie, at the Guy Fawkes Inn, and devoured it with gusto. The inn is famous for their meat version of this pie, but you may order what you want from the fabulous and varied menu. Photo by Kirsten Koza, Writers’ Expeditions host)

Tuesday, June 3rd

Morning: After enjoying an English breakfast (or something lighter if you prefer), you’ll be given a writing prompt, and then our guide will take us on a tour (imbued with quirky trivia) of York Minster, the world’s third largest medieval gothic cathedral and York’s most acclaimed historical site.

Then we’ll indulge in York’s Chocolate Story. Chocolate has resulted in renown and fortune for York for near 300 years. We’ll learn the art of the chocolatier and how to eat chocolate too – yes, we’ll receive a chocolate eating lesson. (Free time for writing and lunch.)

Afternoon: We’ll meander the  streets and alleyways of the walled city with our guide. Roman York became the birthplace of Western Christianity, but the Romans’ achievements were brutally exsanguinated when the Vikings transformed Jorvik into an international trading hub centuries ahead of its time, making Medieval York the capital of the North. We’ll visit the Jorvik Viking Centre, where we’ll ride a Jurassic Park-like theme ride through a life-size diorama of Viking Jorvik, complete with an authentic whiff of Viking life and ending in a museum of artifacts, including entire skeletons that are visibly afflicted with the ailments of the era, and a ginormous Viking coprolite (as in a fossilized Viking poop that has been compared to the crown jewels for its significance).

Cocktail Hour & Characters Workshop – and then free time for dinner and to explore more of York.

(Breakfast, Entrances to the Minster, Chocolate Story and tasting, and Viking museum, Overnight in York)

Wednesday, June 4th (pack your steamer trunk this morning, because today we take the steam train to the seaside where you’ll be writing yourself into scenes from Dracula and Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland or Through the Looking Glass while staying in the house that was a favourite of Lewis Carroll’s.)

Morning: breakfast – and then we’ll take the steam train along the North Yorkshire Moors Railway from Pickering through Goathland (film location for the Hogwarts Express train station at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry), and of course we’ll discuss the success of J.K. Rowling – the whys and hows – and how this relates to stories going viral on the Internet, and then we’ll continue our train ride to Whitby.

Afternoon: We’ll visit the coastal town of Whitby, the birthplace of Captain Cook. But, also, it was while visiting Whitby, after an exhausting theatrical tour, that Bram Stoker got inspiration for Dracula. Then it’s down (or should we go up?) the 199 steps from Whitby’s gothic abbey, culminating in the reward of award winning fish and chips (gluten free, vegetarian, and vegan options available). If you can’t do stairs, our driver will chauffeur you to the restaurant.

Then we check in at La Rosa boutique hotel where they describe themselves as “more boudoir than boutique.”

Evening: cocktail hour and character readings in the lounge bar (which is all ours) at La Rosa. Then you’ll be given a unique writing prompt for the evening, followed by free time in Whitby to dine, explore, and write.

(Breakfast, Steam Train, Lunch, Whitby Abbey Tickets, Overnight at La Rosa in Whitby)

Thursday, June 5th

Morning: Breakfast will be delivered to you in a hamper in your room this morning! Then we’ll check out of our hotel and travel through the countryside to Castle Howard where you’ll be given a “Decency Be Damned” writing assignment.

This Yorkshire stately home is one of Britain’s finest. It’s resplendent in world famous art and opulent architecture. You might recognize Castle Howard as it was used in both the TV and film adaptations of Evelyn Waugh’s book Brideshead Revisited.

Writing time: outside on Castle Howard’s spectacular grounds or at one of its indoor or outdoor patio cafes.

Afternoon: We’ll take our private mini bus to the Yorkshire Dales National Park, where we’ll be dining and spending the night at The Lister Arms Hotel, in the perfect picture-postcard village of Malham. At this evening’s workshop, if you have bladder issues, you might want to pull on some diapers, because you’ll be laughing so hard you won’t just be crying.

(Lister Arms Hotel, Yorkshire Dales, Malham village, photo by Kirsten Koza, Writers’ Expeditions)

(Breakfast, Dinner, Castle Howard Entrance, both tonight and tomorrow night are spent at the Lister Arms in the village of Malham)

Friday, June 6th 

We have an exciting creative adventure planned for you today. Our writing workshop will be held in the courtyard of Richard III’s ruined castle.

We’ll have lunch at a country pub, and (in our private mini-bus) we’ll traverse the limestone scenery and the unique valleys known as dales. You’ll see stone-built villages, field barns, drystone walls, Swaledale sheep, flower-laden meadows, plus the Aysgarth Falls (you might remember these waterfalls from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves), and the North Yorkshire village of Kettlewell (of Calendar Girls fame).

Free time, writing time, or perhaps a walk. You may dine on your own time, either over the bridge at The Buck Inn, or once again at The Lister Arms.

(Breakfast, Overnight at The Lister Arms)

Saturday, June 7th

Morning: After breakfast we’ll travel to a secluded valley to explore Fountains Abbey, one of the biggest and best preserved ruined (which sounds like an oxymoron) Cistercian monasteries in England.

(Fountains Abbey has hundreds of glorious acres to stroll or find your ideal spot to sit and write. Photo by Kirsten Koza)

(Image of Chloë, one of 2024’s participants, inside the ruins of Fountains Abbey)

Afternoon: We’ll stop at The Black Sheep Brewery for lunch, where you can also put finishing touches on your story before we head to Harrogate. We’ll check in at The Old Swan which is surrounded by idyllic English gardens and is just a three-minute walk from the spa town’s centre. Our hotel “combines Victorian splendour with contemporary luxury.” It was here where Agatha Christie hid in 1926, resulting in an 11-day national manhunt for her.

Evening: three course dinner in Harrogate at an excellent brasserie, and readings back at The Old Swan.

(Breakfast, Dinner, Overnight at The Old Swan in Harrogate)

Sunday, June 8th

The grand finale of Decency Be Damned: a fabulous day of murder led by internationally bestselling (and also, notably, a Sunday Times bestseller) crime novelist, David Mark—in the library, at The Old Swan, with something other than a lead pipe.

Sink into your armchair and prepare to write dangerously!

Before writing twenty acclaimed books, including the internationally bestselling Detective Sergeant Aector McAvoy series, David spent more than fifteen years as a journalist—and for seven of those years he was a crime reporter with The Yorkshire Post. This man knows murder, and you can tell when you read his books which aren’t just page-turners but are superbly crafted works of literature which engage all your senses.

David is a sought-after performer and public speaker at literary festivals, but the twelve of you have him all to yourselves.

David’s BBC Radio 4 drama, A Marriage of Inconvenience, aired the year before last, and his first novel is currently being adapted for the stage.

(David Mark at Penguin Random House: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/authors/231321/david-mark/)

Today’s writing workshop with David will end around four PM, and you can either head to the Harrogate train station (just a mile from The Old Swan) to travel to your next destination or airport, or you can book another night at our group rate and enjoy the Turkish baths or a cream tea, in this Victorian spa town.

(Breakfast in the Wedgewood, the Victorian glass ceilinged dining room at The Old Swan, plus workshop with David Mark)

(Decency Be Damned’s 2024 participants with internationally bestselling crime novelist David Mark [up to no good in the back row], at the end of our murder mystery workshop…but why are two of the participants missing from this photo?)

BIOS OF EXPEDITION HOSTS – FOLLOWED BY PRICES, INCLUSIONS, AND MORE PHOTOS

Kirsten Koza (writing workshop host): is a humourist and adventurer. She is the author of the book, Lost in Moscow, published by Turnstone Press and dubbed by CBC radio Canada “the ultimate what-I-did-last-summer essay ever.” Kirsten edited the Travelers’ Tales (USA) humour anthology, Wake Up and Smell the Shit, and read thousands of stories for that book before narrowing it down to the 31 writers she selected for the volume. She’s had over 75 stories published in books, magazines and newspapers around the world and has repeatedly been invited to speak at the American Society of Journalists and Authors annual conference in New York, on the power of social media for writers and making stories go viral.

Kirsten has taught both postgraduate and 3rd year acting, in England, at the University of East London and East 15 Acting School (famous for method acting). She did her BA in theatre at Dalhousie University, in Canada, and her postgrad in the UK at E-15. The final production of her postgrad was staged in Yorkshire. Prior to becoming a professional writer, she worked in theatres across Canada and was the Artistic Director of Canada’s oldest professional summer theatre. Her theatre background has had a massive impact on how she writes, and she looks forward to sharing these methods and other tips with you on the Decency be Damned writing workshop, in Yorkshire.

You can read a couple of her adventures (published in books and magazines) by following these links, and you’ll probably surmise why the management at Travelers’ Tales publishing house affectionately call Kirsten “the Canadian lunatic”: “Chasing Tornadoes” published in the ninth volume of The Best Women’s Travel Writing books, and “The Mountain Men Who Don’t Exist in Kyrgyzstan” published by Perceptive Travel magazine.

Matthew Greenwood (your local guide & expert): created his tour company, Exploring York, in 2004, out of a love for his native county of Yorkshire and his lifelong passion for travel. He has guided a wide variety of groups ranging from policemen from Sudan to venture capitalists from New Mexico and adores showing visitors from around the globe his home city and county.

When Matthew was a child he wanted to be a hotel manager and had an almost encyclopedic knowledge of international hotel chains. His interest in all things travel continued through life. He says the reason we embark on journeys is for the unknown, to make discoveries outside our realm of imagination. His own travels have circled the planet. A chance-meeting with a charity worker led to a lifetime dream-trip to Rwanda where he walked among the mountain gorillas, something he couldn’t have imagined coming true when watching Gorillas in the Mist as a child. That trip also fed Matthew’s appetite for learning about war and atrocities and how humanity can endure and overcome. This passion has led to him taking self-study trips (what he calls holidays) to Bosnia, Serbia, Cambodia and Vietnam, where he and Kirsten met in Hanoi outside Ho Chi Minh’s mausoleum.

Matthew has a keen interest and knowledge in all aspects of history, British and American politics and world affairs.

PRICES AND INCLUSIONS: prices include hotel accommodations – full breakfasts daily – three three-course dinners –  one lunch – daily tours -museum and historical site entrances – transportation (our own private mini-bus, and a steam train journey) while on tours – private guide – and writing workshops.

The price based upon a twin shared room is £2200 per person. If you prefer a single room all to yourself at the hotels, there is an additional hotel cost of £200 total, for the entire trip.

A deposit of £300 reserves your place (this amount comes off the total). Canadians and Americans can pay the deposit in dollars (CAD and US) – the currency conversion will be calculated on the day you make the payment.

The group size for this trip is just 12 participants! Please email Kirsten at writers-expeditions@mail.com (and to make sure we get your email please cc kirstenkoza@gmail.com), or message us from the Writers’ Expeditions Facebook page with any questions you might have. We respond quickly, so if you don’t hear back within 24 hours, please do try the method you didn’t, or check your spam bin for our reply.

EXCLUSIONS: international flights and transportation to and from the first and last hotels, alcohol.

Photos from previous expeditions:

(Photo through a window of some of 2024’s Decency Be Damned participants wandering the streets of Harrogate)

(York Minster, photo by Kirsten Koza, Writers’ Expeditions, Yorkshire, England)

(Getting absinthe minded at characters and cocktail hour, photo by Brittany Moone, 2024)

(Evening at Whitby Beach which is a very short walk from our hotel. Photo by Kirsten Koza)

(Decency Be Damned participants don their Guy Fawkes masks before dinner at the Guy Fawkes Inn. Photo by your expedition host, Kirsten Koza)

(The Shambles in York. Photo by Kirsten Koza. Some of the street’s buildings date back to the 14th century.)

(Decency Be Damned participants travelling through the Yorkshire Dales on our private bus. Photo by Kirsten Koza)

(Decency Be Damned 2024 read their stories of great indecency at The Buck Inn, in Malham, Yorkshire)

(Decency Be Damned, Writers’ Expeditions. Photo by your host, Kirsten Koza)