The Mountain Men Who Don’t Exist in Kyrgyzstan
I’ve never told this crazy, camping, Kyrgyzstan story before. It still gives me the creeps. When friends and…
Dildos for Valentine’s Day: a gift for the history buff
DILDOS OR ROSES? Whether you’re spending Valentine’s Day with your favorite lover or the old ball and chain,…
New York Book Launch
The New York launch for Wake Up and Smell the Shit: Hilarious Travel Disasters, Monstrous Toilets and a…
Toronto Book Launch for Wake Up and Smell the Shit
The Toronto Book Launch for Wake Up and Smell the Shit: Hilarious Travel Disasters, Monstrous Toilets and a Demon…
Contemplating Cannibalism: is male or female meat tastier?
(This is the first article I wrote for TheBlot magazine, Wall St., New York. It was published on…
Crazy Stays!
I understand why you shouldn’t use words such as “retarded” when you mean “stupid” – wait, that’s not…
Wake Up and Smell the Shit
Wake Up and Smell the Shit: Hilarious Travel Disasters, Monstrous Toilets, and a Demon Dildo, published by Travelers’ Tales…
14 Dictators and the Dickshit Things They Said
My latest article in TheBlot magazine (“14 Dictators and the Dickshit Things They Said”) was a blast to research.…
Dining on a Compliment
It was Mark Twain who said “I can live for two months on a good compliment.” Let’s start…
Call for Travel Stories for “Wake Up and Smell the Shit”
Call for Humorous Travel Stories for Travelers’ Tales Anthology: Wake Up and Smell the Shit I’m the editor for…