I’m pretty sure Raslan (Jordanian cycling champion and guide) had no idea how slow he could go until Terhaal (a Jordanian adventure tour operator) assigned him to me. Raslan now can boast a 4.7 kilometre per hour ascent outside Madaba and another near the Dead Sea. It’s tough to stay upright when you’re going that slow. I hope Jordan appreciates how I’ve helped train Raslan for his next event.