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two Peruvian shaman (actual pureblood descendents of the Incas) their bags are filled with coca
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Awesome Odds Raffle - Win $500 spending money in Peru or a trip to Machu Picchu by signing up by June 26th

Awesome Odds Raffle: Sign up for August’s Peru expedition before June 26 and you could win a $500 (USD) shopping spree in Peru or a fab trip extension to Machu Picchu. Maximum entries are 12. Holy Inca relics those are awesome odds.

Okay, this isn’t as crazy as when I was eleven and my grandma entered my name in a raffle to go to Soviet summer camp in the USSR but the odds of winning the Peru raffle are crazy-good as the maximum number of entries is the same as the maximum number of trip participants: 12.

1,372.87 Nuevos Soles ($500 US in Peruvian currency) go a long way in Peru.

By request: If the old ball and chain, spouse, friend, partner, is getting between you and signing up for our sensory adventure across Peru; they can now join for a discounted rate.

Non-writing participants who just want to do the Peru tour and not partake in the workshop need to contact Kirsten for a tour-only rate and they must agree to participate in Kirsten’s favourite dinner party game and help write the worst novel ever written. Pisco Sours are on Kirsten, or Virgin Sours if you prefer.

This trip and raffle require a minimum of 8 participants to run. See itinerary, idyllic hotels, prices and details: www.kirstenkoza.com/expeditions

Using a small cell phone or older browser then click here for trip details:

This extraordinary 2-week tour is supported by Peru Adventure Tours recommended by Rough Guide, Thomas Cook Traveller, Footprint and more.

You can read my article about the first group trip I organized with Peru Adventure Tours, “17 Days in Peru with 10 Intrepid Internet Strangers” in DreamScapes travel & lifestyle magazine (the travel magazine inside Canada’s national newspaper the Globe & Mail) http://kirstenkoza.com/resources/Dreamscapes-Peru.pdf

Kirsten Koza
(author, adventure travel writer, humourist)
www.kirstenkoza.com

Writers’ Expeditions: adventures for travellers who like to write and writers who like to travel

Spend Two Weeks in Peru with a Publishing House Editor Guiding Your Writing

Imagine spending two whole weeks with a publishing house editor who is going to read your writing and make suggestions. Imagine doing that while crossing Peru, and the editor works for Travelers’ Tales (dubbed “the travel publishing giant” by Matador). You can make this a reality in August.

I was going through my filing cabinet and in it are hundreds and hundreds of travel stories that were written by writers from around the world and entered into a competition that I ran for a responsible tourism organization in the UK. There’s some beautiful and finely crafted writing in that drawer but I knew when I received those pieces that the judging panel (editors, authors, journalists and travel writers) would dismiss them because they were missing a key ingredient that an editor is looking for when they select a story for a book, anthology, or as a competition winner.

And I know some writers who entered the competition were hurt because rejections suck (I know—I’m a writer) and some writers became angry and I received the angry and confused emails.

If you’re a writer (creative non-fiction or fiction) you can save yourself a lot of unnecessary pain and wasted time by spending time with Lavinia Spalding, a publishing house editor, this summer.

Details and Prices: http://www.kirstenkoza.com/expeditions/ Cell phone users: http://kirstenkoza.tumblr.com/post/49113305221/writers-expedition-southern-peru-aug-2-15

And just because it is highly amusing. Here’s my favourite book rejection scene of all time from Black Books.

Itinerary for Feast: a photography & eating expedition across Jordan

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Feast: a photography & eating expedition across Jordan - Petra, Dead Sea, Red Sea, markets, hot air balloons, Bedouin camel trek, & eat like a sheik!

Itinerary, Prices, Details:
Hope you can join us March 22-29th, 2014

This adventure is for anyone with a camera and an appetite. It’s for travel junkies, photographers (no matter the skill level or equipment), writers, and foodies


Small Group: 8-12

(Scroll down for information about your expedition leaders & hosts)

Itinerary and Prices: Feasting, Accommodation & Activities Included!


Day 1 (March 22, 2014): Arrival and Downtown Amman markets & dining: Welcome to Jordan! Your guide will greet you at the airport and you will be transported to your hotel in Amman to check-in. image

This evening we’ll head downtown into the traditional markets for some cultural immersion. Scented Arabic coffee will tempt us into a typical coffee house for delicious pastries so pretty even your eyeballs will drool. Watch Ammanies playing backgammon and cards, reading the newspaper and gossiping. And you can smoke an Argeela (hookah) filled with tobacco so good, it tastes like mom’s apple pie (literally). This is the perfect setting to experience and capture real life.

Then we’ll head to a local restaurant in Amman to enjoy an authentic dinner before being transported back to the hotel.

Overnight: Amman hotel (3 stars) Meals: D

Day 2: Dead Sea and Dana image

Enjoy your breakfast at the hotel and then we’re off to the Dead Sea which defies everything one can imagine about buoyancy. Swimming in the Dead Sea must be how astronauts feel the first time they experience weightlessness. You could float on your back to Israel on the saline saturated water while reading a magazine and sipping a lemonade. image

The Dead Sea salt crystals look like ice clinging to rocks. The calm waters and startling blues all make for stunning landscape photography but our photography host has some creative shooting planned for us.

Lunch is at the beach.

Early afternoon we’ll be transported to Dana village just in time for the sunset. The secluded location and serenity of the eco camp we’ll be staying at (and the panoramic views of Wadi Dana below as the sunlight grazes across the tops of the mountains) will be an image probably worth framing when you get home.

Settle down at the camp and enjoy your dinner.
Overnight: Eco campsite in Dana

Meals: B, L, D

Day 3: Dana and Petra: After breakfast our guide will lead us to Dana Village. We’ll hike and scramble over rocky terrain along the rim of Wadi Shagg al Kelbe, and round the steep slopes of Wadi Dana. The trail leads into the terraced gardens of Dana Village, where villagers cultivate fruits and herbs, and where you can see old Ottoman houses and traditional lifestyles.

We’ll take a break in Dana village to enjoy a local lunch before hitting the road again.

Next stop is Petra—the red rose city! image
You’re in for a fantastic experience for dinner tonight. We’ll be hosted in a local family’s home and we’ll feast on the national meal of Jordan—Mansaf. The correct way to eat is with your hands—your right hand to be more specific. This will be an opportunity to discover a local family’s traditions, and devour a delicious home-cooked meal. After dinner you will be transferred back to your hotel.

Overnight: Petra hotel (3 stars)

Meals: B, L, D

Day 4: Petra: Today is that trip-of-a-lifetime destination for many (or for the few who actually have the opportunity to do this). We’ll start early morning to catch the best light.

As we walk through the Siq into Petra you’ll quickly realize why this ancient city is a World Wonder. Petra is magnificent and vast.

We’ll have lunch at one of the restaurants within the Petra site (because Petra is vast and it would be insane to exit). If anyone gets tired during the day, you can hire a horse or camel or donkey to get out of Petra and re-visit after a nap. image

At dinner time we’ll head out to a local restaurant to savour a selection of Arabic mezza.

Kirsten and Chris have some nighttime shenanigans with cameras planned. We’ll be painting with flashlights while taking long exposure shots.

Overnight: Petra hotel (3 stars)


Meals: B, L, D

Day 5: Petra and Wadi Rum:

We’ll have another opportunity to explore Petra and re-capture any shots you missed, but as the archaeological wonder is “vast” you’ll get to take brand new ones as well. image

Then in the early afternoon we’ll be transported to Wadi Rum where we’ll meet our Bedouin host at Rum Village. We’ll head over desert sands that might remind you of the majestic sweeping landscape shots from Lawrence of Arabia because that’s exactly where we’ll be, in the footsteps, or camel tracks, of Lawrence (and Peter O’Toole too). image

Our Bedouin campsite is at a secluded location deep in the desert. We’ll settle down and will feast on ‘Zarb’—a traditional Bedouin dish of meat and vegetables cooked in a sand oven. We’ll gather around the campfire, banter with our hosts and will become acquainted with the extraordinary people who are the Bedouin of Wadi Rum.

Sleeping in the desert: you’ll have the option of snoozing in your traditional Bedouin tent made of goat hair, or you can take your mattress out for a night under a starry sky with zero light interference. The camp’s facilities are basic and it offers a simple bathroom.

Overnight: Bedouin camp in Wadi Rum


Meals: B, L, D

Day 6: Wadi Rum–Hot Air Balloons & Camels image

Today is going to be a fun-packed day. Early in the morning we’ll be taken to Rum village for a hot air balloon trip in the cool crisp air! We’ll get a 360 degree view of Wadi Rum from up above as the sun starts to rise over the sands and unique rock formations.

Back on the ground, we’ll leave the air ship for a desert ship and will go on a two hour camel ride with a Bedouin guide, exploring the varied terrains and taking artful and fun photos. Camels make the best faces.

Then we’ll be going on a combination of Jeep tour and short walks to see the rock arch of Jebel Um Fruth and hike through Abu Khashaba canyon viewing spectacular eroded cliffs. We’ll drive around the massif of Jebel Burda and take a walk to see its famous rock bridge at the summit. Then it’s time to find a shaded spot for a picnic lunch followed by Bedouin wood-fire tea.

After lunch and a siesta, we’ll go by Jeep to Lawrence House, will see ancient rock inscriptions and stop by a huge sand dune for an opportunity to take-off your shoes, and run down the soft sand with wild abandon (or not–maybe you’ll just take pictures).

Back at the camp, it’s time to lounge back for dinner and relax.
Overnight: Bedouin camp in Wadi Rum

Meals: B, L, D


Day 7: Aqaba, The Red Sea


Breakfast will be served at camp and then we’re back on the sand road. We’ll be transported to Rum village where our driver will be waiting to take us to Aqaba! image

We’ll head to a Red Sea beach for relaxation. Then it’s to the hotel to get ready for an evening adventure in downtown Aqaba, when all the markets come alive. We’ll indulge our senses in the heady aromas of heaped spices, the calls of marketers, and colourful fabrics and produce.

We’ll then sit down for our last night at a local restaurant. Kick back, relax, enjoy the flavours, share photos and celebrate the end of our trip.

Overnight: Aqaba hotel (3 stars)


Meals: B, L, D

Day 8: Departure
Depending on your flight schedule, you will be transported from your hotel in Aqaba to Queen Alia Airport in Amman. Have a safe flight!


Meals: B
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Inclusions
Transportation: Transportation according to the itinerary above in an air-conditioned bus.

Accommodation: 4nts in 3 star hotel, 2nts in a Bedouin camp, and 1nt in an eco camp.

Meals: 7 Breakfasts, 6 Lunches, 7 Dinners. (As per itinerary above; B= Breakfast, L= Lunch, D= Dinner)

Guides: Licensed English speaking guide throughout the trip, local hiking guide in Dana, local Bedouin guide in Wadi Rum.

Workshop hosts: Christopher Campbell (professional photographer), Kirsten Koza (professional travel writer)

Entrance Fees: Dead Sea beach access, Petra 2 day pass, Wadi Rum, Aqaba beach access

Activities: photography lessons on location (catered to individual needs and skills), camel trekking, hot air balloon ride, sightseeing, camping, hiking, swimming, culture & eating, photo editing and also valuable tips on getting published for those who are interested

Exclusions:
Flights, Visa to Jordan (North Americans can obtain these easily at the airport in Amman for about $30), Travel insurance (which you must obtain and provide details about prior to departure), Drinks, Tips


Price per person is US$2560 

Price is based on 8-12 travelers in double room accommodations.

Single Supplement: is just US$124 (so if you snore, or are a light sleeper, or get farty from falafels, it’s money well spent)

Your Hosts: A note from Kirsten Koza – expedition/photography workshop co-ordinator, travel author, adventurer & humorist (the guinea pig who bicycled across Jordan and researched the perfect trip for you)

I’ve invited my favourite food photographer to lead our photographic adventures and share a lifetime of tips, tricks & technique. You have probably seen his images displayed on TV’s Food Network cooking shows or in publications as varied as Chatelaine, Spa Magazine, or Harper Collins cookbooks–and most definitely in ads–he’s the one you can blame for making you crave Absolut Vodka, Kahlua, eggs any way (like this yolk oozing temptress he photographed for Kraft), image

filo pastries, that dew dripping glass of Gordon’s gin, Florida oranges, late night fast food at Wendy’s or McDonald’s (blame him for that), or test driving a Mercedes—that’s Christopher Campbell’s fault too.

I asked Rakan Mehyar of Terhaal in Jordan to design an epic eating fest and expedition and he has. Rakan received his training at the Cesar Ritz in Switzerland and thus was the perfect man to arrange our activity packed adventure. I’ve travelled with Rakan’s highly qualified team at Terhaal before and this travel writer gives them the maximum number of stars available. image
(image: Christopher Campbell and Rakan Mehyar)


Kirsten Koza: Kirsten’s first book, Lost in Moscow, is published by Turnstone. Her story “Chasing Tornadoes” comes out soon in 2013’s The Best Women’s Travel Writing (an American series of books celebrating the best travel writing of the year) and her Kyrgyzstan adventure “Mare’s Milk, Mountain Bikes, Meteors & Mammaries; a nipply night in nomad’s land” is in The Best Women’s Travel Writing, Volume 8. Her misadventure “Easter Island: The Chilean with the Brazilian” is in Leave the Lipstick, Take the Iguana, the 9th book in the Travelers’ Tales best-selling humour series. image

Kirsten’s travel writing and photographs have been published in newspapers and magazines around the world such as: DreamScapes , The Guardian UK, National Post, the Iquitos Times in Peru, the Guatemala Times in Guatemala (obviously), Outpost, Open Central Asia business and society magazine, Kerala Tourism Magazine, plus she’s even made the front page of Kyrgyzstan’s national newspaper.

CBC Radio Canada says Kirsten’s book Lost in Moscow is “the ultimate what-I-did-last-summer essay ever” and Gary Buslik, author of A Rotten Person Travels the Caribbean says, “Koza writes with biting wit and delicious irony.”

www.kirstenkoza.com
This is a Writers’ Expedition photography & feasting adventure designed by a travel writer, professional photographer, and Jordanian tour operator (Terhaal) for travellers who want to take great pictures, writers who want to develop camera skills, and foodies.

Contact Kirsten: info@kirstenkoza.com or on Facebook at the Writers’ Expeditions page. She responds quickly so try the contact form on her website if you don’t hear back within 24 hours.

There’s a $250 deposit to reserve your spot. Payment is made to Terhaal in Jordan for the tour and to Writers’ Expeditions for the photography/workshop. (contact for details)

Feast: photography & eating expedition across Jordan

Feast: a photography & eating expedition across Jordan - Petra, Dead Sea, Red Sea, markets, Bedouin camel trek, & eat like a sheik!

This trip is for travellers, writers, photographers and foodies.

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The first time I went to Jordan I mountain biked, slowly, and knew after biking from the Dead Sea to the Red Sea what I wanted to see more of, and what I wanted to see less of, and one thing I wanted to see less of was my bike. So this Jordan journey is a no bikes but yes to camels and jeeps & hot air balloons, expedition with cameras.

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Hope You can Join the Feast March 2014!

I’ve invited my favourite food photographer to lead our photographic adventures and share a lifetime of tips, tricks & technique. You have probably seen his images displayed on TV’s Food Network cooking shows or in publications as varied as Chatelaine, Spa Magazine, or Harper Collins cookbooks–and most definitely in ads–he’s the one you can blame for making you crave Absolut Vodka, Kahlua, gnawing chops, image

spinach filo wraps, that dew dripping glass of gin, Florida oranges, late night fast food at Wendy’s or McDonald’s (blame him for that), or test driving a Mercedes—that’s Christopher Campbell’s fault too.

I’ve asked Rakan Mehyar of Terhaal in Jordan to design an epic eating fest and expedition and he has. Rakan received his training at the Cesar Ritz in Switzerland and thus is the perfect man to arrange our activity packed adventure which includes sniffing our way through the saffron heaped markets of Amman, camel trekking and camping with Bedouin, one handed dining in a local family’s home after exploring mind-blowing Petra, floating over desert in a hot air balloon and floating like a balloon in the Dead Sea, and if you want to (and I will again) you can puff on the argeela, aka the hubbly-bubbly, or hookah.

(image: Christopher Campbell and Rakan Mehyar)

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Dates: March 22-29th, 2014

Details, itinerary and prices coming very soon! are now here! Can’t wait for Feast in Jordan; well, then check out this August’s sensory adventure across Peru. Contact Kirsten: info@kirstenkoza.com

Kirsten Koza Author, Adventurer and Humorist: CBC Radio Canada says Kirsten’s book Lost in Moscow is “the ultimate what-I-did-last-summer essay ever” and Gary Buslik, author of A Rotten Person Travels the Caribbean says, “Koza writes with biting wit and delicious irony.”

Her photos have been published by: Guardian UK, OUTPOST, DreamScapes, National Post, Guatemala Times, Mountain Equipment Co-op, Open Central Asia business & society magazine, and many more.

Coming soon to bookstores The Best Women’s Travel Writing 2013 containing Kirsten’s 15-page story “Chasing Tornadoes” The Suck Zone… It’s the point, basically, at which the twister sucks you up. —Dusty from Twister

CBC Radio Canada International: “Some writers are famous for writing love poetry—Pablo Neruda, for instance. Others, like Scott Adams, have managed to pin to the page the preposterousness of corporate America. Rohinton Mistry is known for his poignant portraits of Mumbai; Sir Arthur Conan Doyle changed the face of detective novels by creating Sherlock Holmes. But no one can describe an unfamiliar bathroom quite like Kirsten Koza.”

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(PS. My grandma used to play in Lawrence of Arabia’s garden.)

Travellers Beware: Tea that Makes Your Pee Test Positive for Cocaine

Travellers Beware—tea that makes your pee test positive for cocaine: Coca leaves aren’t cocaine. You don’t get high from coca but it helps you deal with being high in elevation. I get more kick from coffee than coca tea and coffee tastes better. Coca whether chewed or brewed tastes like what I’d imagine a horse turd tastes like.
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I’ve consumed large quantities of coca leaves in Peru to help prevent altitude sickness and felt nothing and wasn’t sure it even did anything. Then at high elevation in Kyrgyzstan my face swelled, sticky fluid seeped through my skin and my lungs gurgled. It was the first time I’d been over 13,000 ft. in elevation without coca and I suffered dangerously from edema.

So, coca doesn’t get you high. It hasn’t been processed into a drug. It is a bad tasting cup of tea (better in toffees) that alleviates soroche (altitude sickness) and your tour guides, plus the hotels and restaurants in South America will innocently push it at you, assuring you that it isn’t cocaine, because it isn’t, just like poppy seeds on your bagel aren’t heroin.

But here’s the problem: if you work somewhere that does urine testing for drugs, coca leaf consumption can cause you to test positive for cocaine use. A study published in 2006 found even 36 hours after having consumed coca tea that the majority of test subjects still tested positive from a cocaine urine analysis. And yes, there have been cases in the US of job loss due to coca tea consumption being misinterpreted as drug use.

By Kirsten Koza

(Below photo from my first trip to Peru: “spit and a prayer” - after chewing coca leaves the locals spit it out respectfully and then make a little monument for the coca)
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(Coca monuments from thousands of years as far as the eye can see)
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(More detailed reading on the topic available at US National Library of Medicine)

You can join Kirsten for a cup of coca or cocoa in Peru Aug 2-15.

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In bookstores!
Lost in Moscow book
Lost in Moscow book
Kirsten’s adventure “Mare’s Milk, Mountain Bikes, Meteors & Mammaries; a nipply night in nomad’s land” has been published by Travelers' Tales in The Best Women’s Travel Writing, a collection of the best travel stories from 2012.

Click here to see photos from Kirsten’s cycling expedition in Kyrgyzstan.
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Kirsten’s story “Easter Island and the Chilean with the Brazilian” is in Leave the Lipstick, Take the Iguana.

Click here to see photos from Kirsten’s Easter Island bike trip.
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